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If youve never had a massage before, you might be worried about how your body will respond and appear to the therapist. You may find that your belly makes more noise than usual during a massage. Thats because massage can stimulate the parasympathetic nervous system, your rest and digest response. Im talking about rapid fire farting that tested the sound proofing of the walls, not to mention the limitations of the spas ventilation system. When the massage was over and my client had dressed and met me outside, the first thing he said before walking unabashedly away was, sorry about busting a hole in your table. farting during a massage if this is your first visit, be sure to check out the faq by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. As rejuvenating as massages can be, they can be equally awkward. Here are seven moments during that period of time that may make you cringe in a moment of embarrassment, during a massage. Tifu by farting on my massage therapist i had been getting massage therapy for a lower backhip pain. A few days ago, i had an appointment over lunch hour so i very quickly ate before i left my office to get to the appointment - so quickly in fact that i got a bit crampy. farting during a massage is a sure sign of being relaxed, which is exactly why you go ther ein the first place, lol! My gf tells me that she turns her aromatherapy on more for people who just smell funny rather than those who fart. During the massage, you shouldnt be afraid to tell your therapist if something he is doing is uncomfortable, the pressure is not right, or if you have a question about what he is doing. i farted during a massage because i fell asleep and im wondering if i should go back. I had rallys hamburgers a few hours before hand and i went to the bathroom so i figured i was fine, then i was laying there and i started getting farting urges.